Well it's been a week since the wacky climate change denying governor of Oklahoma asked residents to pray for rain to help end the drought and still no rain here in Oklahoma. The governor now needs to tell us whether she thinks 1. Praying doesn't work or 2. God hears the prayers but prefers to let the people of Oklahoma suffer.
http://thinkprogress.org/green/2011/07/18/271658/climate-denying-oklahoma-governor-tells-residents-to-pray-for-rain/
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Things You Learn Driving Through Oklahoma and Arkansas!
Recently I decided to get the hell out of dodge and embarked on a trip through eastern Oklahoma in to Arkansas. What an eye opener! If you pay attention to the little details, you can actually learn a thing or two:
1. The only things needed to sustain life in nowhere U.S.A are a Walmart and McDonald's. If you can't get it there, you don't need it.
2. A "Heavy Traffic Ahead" sign means you will need to slow down from 75 to 65 mph.
3. Summer is the perfect time for churches to launch that "If you think this is hot, wait until you get to hell" marketing campaign to get the folks in on a Sunday.
4. Whoever invented the ugly yellow sign with an arrow on top must be a billionaire. They are all over the place!
5. The lake in Oklahoma are actually red because of the color of the dirt and will turn your bathing suit red...and I have to imagine your hair too!
6. A typical golf course in Arkansas has weeds and is right next door to a trailer park.
7. The state of Arkansas has a law that requires all towns to have a fire works tent every 500 feet.
8. In the summer, it gets so hot, vehicles can catch on fire!
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