The gays are coming, the gays are coming. Ring ring, bang bang. Even though gay marriage is almost 1000 miles away, hey, that's still too close! Let's check out what some Oklahomans have had to say over the last week about them gays in NY!Congratulations gay people. I am so proud of you for standing up to we the Heterosexuals. You now have the freedom to have unprotected same sex copulation and it all is underwritten by the State of New York. You will now be considered married couples as long as you stay in that state. The first shots of your "revolution" have been fired,and it is a direct hit against the Republic. Now our nation is free to go by way of the Roman Empire. What's next for you people,are you trying to find another Caligula to make it official? Hey, in NY,it's anything goes. After all, us straight people know nothing about the joy of same sex partners. That will always be true because at least for me that is the way life is supposed to be. If I hired a secretary and she was constantly putting the incoming mail in the outgoing slot and my employees didn't get their paychecks,I would say she new nothing about her responsibilities. Gay folks would say that she was just expressing herself and there was nothing wrong with her actions... Well I just expressed my pride in being Straight,now how long before another one of you take offense and have my comment censored?
Yes because as some of you may not know, unprotected sex is illegal in Oklahoma....unless it is with a farm animal. That's just following god's law in the "republic." Oklaoman's don't have an issue getting paychecks like those gays in NY because well, secretaries always put them in the right slot. STRAIGHT PRIDE Y'ALL!
OK doesn't recognize whatever flavor-of-the-month is falling off the left coasts. This is no different. Relax. NY can be "progressive"...let them be who they want. I'll hang out here. I like normal and common-sense land.
And don't be bringing your "flavor of the month" gay lover here to Oklahoma for vacation from the left coast neither. No matter how much of an urge you have to visit common-sense-land with it's dry hot dusty summers with no beaches.
It's because our Society feels the need that we MUST cater to THIS President, the Liberal Special Interest Groups and "Alliances", etc... vs catering to America as a WHOLE!
Wait, what happened to the screams of states rights that I continue to hear from the red states? I guess that just applies to things they agree with.
Oklahoma will be the very last state to legalize gay marriage.
But probably will be the first to legalize marrying your opposite sex double cousin.
Also one can be "gay" without being homosexual and homosexuals are not all "gay". I really hate the euphemism "gay" when talking about homosexuality, which renders a totally acceptable word into something it is not. The term "queer" seems more appropriate to me but whatever...
Just look it up those two words in the Oklahoma dictionary. They come after "do what?" and "fixin" and before "y'all."
Cultural =/= successful, prudent, fiscally sound, desirable, wanted, wise, managed carefully, good overall judgement, or efficient. Here in Oklahoma, I wouldn't trade all of that for the simple label of being "cultural". I'm not saying we are perfect, but we are far from New York, and for the most part, that's a good thing.
Culture is one of those words we leave out of the Oklahoma dictionary.
It's ALL about the INDIVIDUALS! We have to cater to all of the individuals and their little special interest groups and quirkie ideas, while this NATION, suffers. We are no longer UNITED! We've been torn apart by a two party political system and more importantly; idiotic, LIBERAL ideas!
And if anyone is in a position to know what is best for the entire country, it's the people that live in the middle of nowhere. Having cows as neighbors gives you great perspective on creating a perfect society.
But at the end of the day, we can put gay marriage right up there with professional sports and reality TV as just another distraction to keep us all occupied while the control grid goes in place.
Who are these people that pay as much attention to gay marriage as they do sports? Can you say closet homosexuals? And does it seem rational to compare basic human rights to Keeping up with the Kardashians? REALLY?!?!?!
